Author's Apology

So, I must apologize for inaccurately sharing the facts with you. A few entries ago I posted a piece on the top five ways you know if your estrogen levels were being overpowered by testosterone. I told you that Jessica sings, "Everybody farts!! Yeah! Yeah!" Not true. She would never use such a crass word like - farts. She's a lady - don't ya know. She sings, "Everybody toots! Yeah! Yeah!" So sorry for the embarrassment. I feel horrible about portraying her in such an ill light. My sister is not gross. She's goofy! I feel so much better, now that I've set the record straight.